I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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