I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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