I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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