Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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