Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
