no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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