love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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