Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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