Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I can't turn off my feet"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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