like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
pray to the hookup gods
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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