im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Randomize
