We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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