I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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