tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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