yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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