So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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