You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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