who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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