we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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