i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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