During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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