just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
