I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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