Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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