i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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