so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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