I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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