I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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