I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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