I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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