I wannas sexs uuuuu
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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