Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
