i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Randomize
