oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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