she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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