I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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