It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
