I just made out with a guy for $7.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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