some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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