thus making me awesome and them whores
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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