we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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