Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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