Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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