is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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