wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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