Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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