More tranny stories later!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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