We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
it was like eating out sand paper
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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