So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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