My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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