Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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