I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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