Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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