I'm laying in your front yard are you home
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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