Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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