Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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